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1. We know how to vibrate our fingers.
2. We know the best place to get a good G-String
3. We know lots of different positions.
4. We no how to do it slow or fast ...?
5. We know how to sustain a crescendo.
6. We know the importance of proper timing.
7. We enjoy a little slapping and strumming from time to time.
8. Musicians duet better.
9. Both hands work simultaneously
10. Our f-holes are the secret to our success
11. we always finish together
12. We can keep a steady rhythm
13. We are capable of long or short strokes
14. We're always up for a pluck.
15. we can get the job done sitting or standing.
16. We change position fast and accurately, without interrupting the rhythm.
17. We can do it 3 hours straight without stopping
18. Some of us have a beautiful instrument between our legs and can make it sing
19. We love to play with long shafts of wood
20. We practise till we get it right...then we do it 100 times!
21. We do it every day.
22. we can make our bows bounce on the g string, on any string for that matter
23. wind players blow too hard, and get worn out quicker than us.
24. We know how to preform with a room full of people
25. String players are better at serenading, cos we're musical! duh!!

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