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Report Card Day.....
Its a "wonderful' day, because we get to Legally bring Handphones,
as its said 99% no Spotcheck, dont Kia Si.
Of cos, Limpek still have to playsafe la, Be a goodboy, dont bring better,
previously... day to day damn hard to maintain the NOOB + Guai Zhai Record...

Today after reccess, C.F.O aka the ISA, bring in all our report cards along with those
deadly YELLOW PAPER...
He got settled a little..then he finally...
" MONITOR! ARRANGE THE TABLES!! PARENTS NEED PLACE TO SIT!! AIIh AIHH!! FASTER!!"

Then the K.K and some students get the job done...
Alrite, 1st parents come liao, Cawin's Mama..
Then the teacher's desk was arranged like the doctor N patient Style
They 2 talked and talked and talked..
Bloody!! 4yellow paper... I was so panic counting... Pray ALLAH, I dont Kena leh.... PLs la.....

followed by the second Parents... SIaPa Lai..forgot edi.... But oso those naughty monkey's parents....

3rd guest... took a long time.... WAY TOO LONG...so i go wander at NoobKing's and YewchIn's Class lo... Kanasai, all oso bawa Handphone.... so envy them...... But i duwan risk.. xD

Later Mr.Hoo " ooi, got ppl find you, taichi club stuff..."
" Okay..." then walked into the class saw a form3 Lui, " RM15"
as usual.. " tomorow la..."

AFter that, I sat beside Ah Chan, " En. Chan, you are very handsome today"
"hehehe, Naughty CHina Boy, Saya Anti-Rasuah.. dirty minded"
" haha, smart wo... ^^"

Suat Yi " Wei, got ppl find u outside.." " okok... later wo, Mr. CHan...hehe"
What The.... Mummy is at the door...
" come in have a seat ma, why stand here."
" Take number, they say have to take number"

"Oooi!! Faster, taking the plastic bag, wait wat? give number la!!" ( foolish ppl stun ther, dunno act)

AFter all the Procedure, here's the interesting part:

" Ok, Madame... your son.. .."

"ya..."

" As I had told him, Wah, his english improved a lot.. AFter He came back from China, his English improved a lot"

"hmm..."
" haha, oh...haha.."

"Okay, here's his card... Let me check... ( find and find) Very good, no yellow paper, Bo Si Mi Tai Ji, No complains from any teacher.. Very good Boy"
" See told you la... where got complain one.."

" He no much problem, no complains, just lazy, tats all"

" Hehe, Lazy ah, see whether he passup all his homework... ( open blue card, take ruler...)
Yeap, Clean and Clear, No records.. Very good"
" Nah, see..so hard to keep up to this record.."

" so 基本上 no problem already lah.."
( Ah Chan open report card..)

" Here... got a Few A's.... some Cs... Overall Ok... But Account ... Haiyo still 肥佬 ah.."
" Told u la, I hate accounts... rubbish"

" Wa, Fail Accounts ah.. Got Take any tuition? "
" Din have lo"

" Account must always practice de ah, he lack of practice"
" I just hate it... I dont like account"

" GO take tuition la, last time my daughter oso like that... but last 2 months tuition still can manage, go get acc tuition"
" oh..ok"

" See overall, ok ma, but 1 account pull down the whole thing...."
" yalo, acc.. 1 red mark... spoil the results"

" ok la, 基本上没有问题 liao, just improve your accounts.."
" Hanno.."
"Ok ok..."

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Luckily, no Bad records, din kena Diao....
Phew......

SOrry Fellow Readers,

Mr. Ryuka here is kinda BUSY Lately,
doing that sohai copycat Addmaths Project, attending the Singapore Trip and much More.
AFter I am done with it, I will post my article and Expereince on the SIngapore trip, Made more like a Diary.

Nothing much, Inactive so long,
to prevent readers from misunderstanding,
I am just here to Announce, Mr. Ryuka :

AUMNO IS NOT DEAD YET, SO AM I

Today was Fun. AGM was more fun!!
The LKT executives have been doing sorts of discussion to
nominate their successors for each department respectively ( except for certain department... they just got things screwed up a little)
Of course every senior evaluate the candidates differently,
some evaluate by "the reactivity",
" the attitude" or even " ability" , which is hell important.
Whereas, some maybe simply because " Face Problem",
that goes against Ken Wei's Law of Solution, stated
{ Every problem have a solution}
except Face Problem... too bad la.. if that happens so...


DO I have to go through the whole AGM process? Like other club la, dude. This speech, that speech then Happy voting. Yeah, " happy" voting = Happy Retiring to us.
The Voting sessions went on smoothly from the President Position to the Store Keeper. Most of it.. went on Normally.
I will only share some ExtraOrdinary one! Wahaha...
President, Ken Wei's generation ( Correction : Generation in LKT)
1st Candidate Hong JJ
2nd candidate Heng Li Theng
then Neo Yee Jing, Weil Shern and Yew Zhen Xuan.
They gave their speech, followed by the Keyword, which is stupid " VOte Wisely"
( So voting you, consider not wise wo..then how? U die la!)
SHould say,
[Vote for Me, If you ppl trust me, I will do my best to not disappoint you all]
Then the voting wave will change...

Its good that LKT is DEMOCRATIC, although they kinda Autocratic infront of F5 Members,
Atleast for this once la, come on, LKT is honest on the votes. Its good to practice voting rights before turning 21, and vote down BN. We get to have fun Decorating + messing up with our voting slips, as no condition to disqualify as long as they get what U Mean and the name written is on the list of candidates.
Mr. Lim and I played and designed a few votes, no doubt, the space provided is too much.

Majority ( in the AGM) shall determine the results.
( of course cant say is Member la, many members ponteng leh...)
Not bad, the counting process was fast, due to the attendance... oops!
Finally around 3pm, the result is out.. To create the Climax Effect, the comittee decided to announce the result from E.T.'s successor till the Champion of the day.
As predicted the result come out 差不多 satisfying ... Until it went up to President...
The Last 2 postless couple, proceeded to the front.
Zhen Xuan and Jia Jing,
A boy and a girl,
one smiling all the way, another giving the serious look
Those 2 are the contrast to each other.
1 boy 1 girl,
1 LM, 1 LAS LPS,
1 short hair, 1 long hair
1 handsome, another... *arhem* ( i din say it, dont assume!)

Atlast the president himself, still undetermined, so he decided the crowd to announce the Next President. And 1,2,3... they shouted...
The winner is ( I dont care)
Congratz to all Candidates that won!!
The results QUITE Satisfying..
Of course how well will the club be, Improving or Collapsing,
THe Next comittee must do their jobs well!!
LKT depends on them today onwards!!

WIth E.T retired, He no longer get to bring his nose high and " executive only, U are not allowed"
His proudness of being the LOWEST in the Comittee can no longer function anymore.
Piss Off la, U finally retire liao... bleh xP
Trying to bring up himself, Now we are equal again,
lets see how he maintain that STore Keeper Proudness..
Like what Mr. Lee young said, " an Elephant with ego"


Its good that the new comittee is Elephant-Free
Or else the form3's shall have quite a Hard time going through......


"Its something common, everyone must face it. There is always a winner, there is always those who fails. Challenges will prepare you the ability to move forward if you can handle it, But will
make you get F**ked up if you run away from it.
And seriously, Post doesnt really matter, Its just a [ cert and a tag] by the way. There's no guarantee saying that members cant contribute to the club, and no saying to guarantee tat every comittee will surely contribute to the club. Its a personal matter of how you look into it. "
This is a statement from a normal person.


If you are a species of Badge-Oriented, Post-Oriented, or
Feel that you are Above others ( even you are just 160+)
then you can get the special statement from E.T.
He has a better definition of all these to share for certain species.


But still, got post or not, all of you are A big Family with blood variation, and no trace of similar gene but the recognition the symbol on your tags.
A symbolic sign of a species in LKT.
So Work together, play together, Rule together.

Pls take care of the Kebajikan of all the normal members as well,
and for the comittee members, stop centering everything within the comittee, there is much
the members can do, so dont just do discussion and decisions if you want your friend on the next meeting. Not only that, you may silent them to ignore objections, but when you retire,and you gets normal again....hehe, tell you sure damn sohai de.. You will be bloody sorry..

"Dont ever carry an Elephant's ego."--- Ryuka

" LKT is the Family, not the Comittee"



Happy Retirement to the Form 5's ^^


Copyright reserved by Ryuka @ AUMNO 08

Bung, the monkey goes spicy



After many " BOCOR" incidents,

the monkey is back for some more actions!!!!!
He wont give up as a MP ( Monkey Parlimen) to entertain the viewers....



This time, its on a debate between BN and Pakatan Rakyat..
Unfortunately, the one that really " diao" him is the Chairman, not the MP's.
How hilarious!!!
He even scolded " beep" in the parliament and later started talking like a baboon on fire.



Here's what i get from Malaysiakini:
Bung Mokhtar Radin (Kinabatangan-BN) today did a U-turn, admitting that he had made an obscene gesture in the Dewan Rakyat yesterday during a dispute with some Pakatan Rakyat MPs.


“Yes, I did it, but it (the gesture) is not what it means. Everybody has their own perception and it is not rude and it is not what people think it is,” he said when met in the Parliament lobby.
He seemed unfazed by the prospect of any action against him, saying he had not done anything wrong.


The obscene gesture was aired during the 30-minute daily ‘live’ telecast of the Question session on RTM1, but went unnoticed in the chambers because the in-house cameras were not focused on him.

Monkey see, monkey do





BN's Best Speaker indeed!!!





Information obtained from Malaysiakini and Mediarakyat

Today is the day, our most beloved, famous, responsible, dedicated, innovative, self-motivated,
loving,caring, Pretty,friendly, energetic, well known " Warden of ISA"( Immediate School Action), that is
阿KHENG姐's BIRTHDAY!!! Congratulations to your Sweet 54!!


Today no wonder " NOthing" high happen in the discipline room as
someone so IN A GOOD MOOD.. God Bless.. She wore something special today, But its consider special, or perhaps Ocassional cause today got photo session.

From morning 9.00am till 11.00am I had been hearing students from certain classes giving
applause and singing to SOMEONE.
At first I was so confused, as it happens randomly..
Later on, our class along with other 4 classes was called out for a "short" photo session,
( which took 1hr and 15mins for 4 photos).
Its a mega size photo session with more than 200students, therefore it dragged some time...
Everyone got their position, stood UNPATIENTLY.. thinking
" Wat Da Fark la! Mr. Muthu, faster take the pic, its so fuking Roasted here!" while looking at Mr. Muthu still setting up his camera and those prefects kept on rearranging our positions....
Finally, all done.. " ooi!! Faster la, Muthu! Get ready, you arhh!" But those standing infront seems to be waiting SOMEONE..



Its................. who oh?



She was welcomed with everyone's applause....She came like though its her DAY...
Her smile was priceless ( remind me of school events)...
Few of us stared....
" I..... S....... A......"


Its Her! Its Her day! Today everyone was singing for her! Even those still under detain!!
She even offered us an extra of 15 minutes for our reccess!!
But nothing last forever, includes her smile...and her Patience..
After 3 snaps, Muthu announced " Free Style" EVeryone shifted poses, and changed their positions..

Meanwhile, 5s7 with many Creative minds... Decided to make Mr.冯波圆, a chinese Anwar...
and replaying a screenshot of Anwar's Reformasi!! ( which eventually turn sunny day storming)
At first it went great until....5s5 is trying another Anwar... everything came wrong...

Regardless of respect, the 2 groups of Anwar blocked the teachers sitting at the front row. ( Yes, some teachers got annoyed at left the session)

the point is
"How can you expect Teachers to be satisfied as they were fooled,being invited to the session but being blocked during photographing??"

SHowing poor standard of discipline, lack of respect and concern, some of the teachers just walked of with an expression of unsatisfaction.

Although today was her big day, Pn. Lim, notice something gone very wrong, she decided to Halt the session and not proceed further, making the batch of (5s5 to 5sf2) only took approximately 4 photos ( supposed to be 7 )

Thanks to 5s5 and 5s7 la, got so many teachers so mad.... Our GRADUATION MEMMORY even got reduced by 60% ( 4 out of 7) The worst is they are the one that did it, but all classes got to eat HUMBLE PIE for their fault! = =

From top, what I could hear is....
" STop! STop! stop! No More!"
Pn. Lim felt those gathering infront has walked beyond the limit of the "freestyle", irritating the teachers causing them to leave.She ordered Mr. Muthu, that photoBoy... Quickly stop at once...
( We cant hear what the hell she's trying to say.. but the decision to cancel the rest photos was made)
Then she Left.... Noob Muthu holding camera, daydreaming..without even realising everyone still in position, some shouting " Ooi! Just click! clik! just go and click!"
He then came into conscious and gave a Blur Look with a Funny Smile.. and
(" hehe,"+ the indian shake)

What happened End of the day.. I am not quite sure.. perhaps I will ask her if I get to pay her a visit. I did! haha..
Thanks to 5s7 as the Idea Initiator, we just get 4 photos..and make things got screwed up.....


Thanks to Our Beloved PM the Pak lah,
her dynasty shall continue till 2012..
Anyway, AUMNO wish you Happy Birthday and wish you get less "visitors" in this sweet 54!

Smile Always! ^^

To make the spreading job easier, I had created a Notice
so that readers can get the soft copy or print in out themselves.

GERAMM Protest on this 6th of July!!!!!


Here's the link:

( In MSWords format)
http://www.2shared.com/file/3534221/c4badff4/GERAMM_SPREAD.html

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Need further info, drop your questions or kindly refer:









Thank you.

AUMNO Admin,
Ryuka

This Letter was actually submitted to the Prime Minister through
WARKAH UNTUK PM.
I dont know how the hell, I manage to get this....

As expected, it was surely just " a sad article" to the ministry.
They better reflect on the contents mentioned in this article.

A Very Sad story to Non-Bumi's

This is Not Racism, This is the Truth


Here is a letter written by a teacher that maybe will make you open your eyes properly

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UMNO is Malay, Pakatan is Malay, MCA-DAP Chinese, MIC - Indian
Why are our parties are race based.?...is already 50 years we are still have this kind of mentality among the leaders of the country. It only mirrors the country direction to be racist in all the policy making and the running of the country which I rest my case for this email I received the other day, and it keeps coming The following story will tell you
something is seriously wrong with the
Malaysiain education system( AUMNO: Hishammudin, pls see).
A very sad story....


I am a teacher by profession. I am teaching in a government school. Being a teacher, I am expected to inculcate moral values in my teachings. Ihave memorised all the sixteen values 'Nilai-nilai Murni' as a result of twenty-five years of teaching - values that transcend curriculum. Day in day out, all the students are exposed to all the values which areexpected to cultivate good thinking and moral values among our young citizens. Examples of some of the moral values are being kind-hearted, respecting each other, fairness, honesty, and moderation.

In the recent SPM examination, many of my students did very well,some scoring straight As. We, teachers of all races, felt so very proudseeing the achievements of our students.
We had 'Hari Anugerah Cemerlang'in my school. Parents, regardless of race or religion were there to lendsupport for the programme and at the same time to motivate the children.
One such student was my own daughter, who scored 12 As, best student of the school. She used to wake as early as 4 o'clock in the morning to startpreparing for her SPM.

When I asked her why she has to take up 12 subjects and 'torture 'herself, she told me, 'I am not a bumiputera like many of my friends.' Sothe need to take up two extra subjects (not offered in her school) in order tobe on par with her Malay friends.She applied for the Progran Matrikulasi well before SPM itself.Yesterday was the day she was eagerly waiting since obtaining her SPM results because all the applicants will get their reply from the matriculationoffice. While I was in school, my handphone rang. It was a call from my daughter. When I answered the call she was already sobbing, and I am so silly to think that it was tears of joy.

The sobs turn to cries after she heard my voice - she wasdevastated, depressed and very disappointed because she failed to get entryinto this government-sponsored programme. She is the eldest in my family. Ihave another three school going children. May be I am to be blamedbecause it was me who asked her to study hard, get good results because being an ordinary teacher I can not afford to send her to private colleges.

When I came back after school yesterday afternoon, again I sawtears in her eyes. She asked several questions. 'Is it wrong to get 12 As inSPM? My Malay friends who got 2As and 3 As got to do the matriculationprogramme, I am denied. What's wrong? You are also a teacher just like uncle, (my Malay colleague in school) his son was offered a place although he scored only 5As.
Why?' I don't have answers.
Being a teacher (I teach History and Moral Education), I teach my students
to be loyal to the country, to respect the leaders, to obey thelaws of the nation, to promote goodwill and so on. I encourage them toparticipate in 'Rimup' (a race integration programme among students of various races).

I do not know what to say to my daughter.
I feel guilty because what I teach in school is actually rubbish,
perhaps I need to tell them thereality being a non-Malay citizen of our beloved nation.
For that I need toresign.

Please Mr Prime Minister,
may be you have something to tell us... ( AUMNO: ya, Petrol naik lo~)
It is time to look at other countries, political parties create with good govenance, fair play, people first, in the interest of progress base on merits...are we the only country on this planet earth having race based ideology to govern? I think Yes, Singapore is doing so well, chinese-malay-indian all on equal par, all working for the progress of the country.

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My Review on this Touching story is:
1. The government needs to reset all the quota's and speak more on EQUALITY among races..

2. Mr. PM, you seriously should read this.. your school teachers are actually teaching RUBBISH, they admit...

3. Malaysia "" BOLEH""

BN lagi "" BOLEH""

UMNO lagi lagi "" BOLEH"