The Math of Love

Its very common that imaginations tend to be somehow logical.
Logic tend to be, int eh same way, very imaginative.
Learn less, try to love more to understand the equation of deep love.

The conclusion comes last.

When a guy falls for a girl,

Time = effort
Money = contribution

but, the reality shows something illogical nowadays
wasting time on a girl = gaining effort ?
wasting money = giving contribution?

+ = - ??

Love = k(effort + contribution)
K is a constant. Depending on 1st impression.


When a guy says sorry,
Amount of "sorry" = sincerity
amount of gifts = magnitude of sorry

sorry = sincerity + amount of gifts


When a guy tells you " I am busy"
the girl receives it " stop interrupting me"


for love,
Content =/= words*meaning
Content = (voice intensity * pitch) + c
*c is a variable consisting unique words used.



Loyalty = amount of reports issued for participation of events
Forgiveness = willingness to get back to the same bed
Consistency = {gradient} of the increase on call duration (expected exponentially,e^x)

Love suggest:
Fetch a friend 6km to a mall and get paid RM8 = unworthy
Fetch your girl to city central 16km journey and get paid nothing + lunch on you = worthy

Love believe:
Distance = 1/love intensity
but there is a saying in chinese,
Love cant seperate us apart. Yes, but distance will.

for guys, a girl's
expression = tenderness
voice = purity
gradient = quality

impression = e*v*g
so either one is a (-), the impression is negative.
This is reality, live with it =P


another similar theory, a little revision on effort
distance = k(petrol consumption)
work = effort
work = distance * time
then we get
Love = effort + contribution
at last:
Love =k(petrol consumption)* time + money

that explains why most guys need a car.

while in love,
A guy undergo a restriction of domain and range
for the graph of beauty

originally it may be ranging from ( tann skin, korean white)
to satisfy the composite function of the relationship,
it becomes:

Dom-> ( me, me)
Range-> (me , me)

"The fool says to himself, there is no beauty."


General Reporting constant procedure
1. This is a general procedure, steps may differ due to personal policy =)

a. receive call from a friend, requested to join an outing
b. Report 1 : Notification of existing event
b1. YES = move to c
b2. No = Abort
c. Get ready for the outing
d. Report 2 : Departure Notification
d1. Emergency pullback = Abort
Else move to e
e. Enjoy yourself
e1. [switch off phone] = deadmeat
e2. [get called] = play nice/ lie, then f
e3. neither of the above, go to f
f. Report 3: Duration of event including leaving time
f1a. Not permitted = Leave now
f1b. Not permitted = Lie
f2. Permitted = Enjoy
g. Done then leave
h. Report 4: Honey I am back
h1. EMO = get loaded with cash, prepare presents
h2. No reply= 1) deadmeat
2) asleep, good for you
h3. Hows it? = Make sure you're loaded with talktime credit


-----End of procedure---

dont forget,
Loyalty = amount of reports issued for participation of events

Jealousy is a very common word.
so start reporting consistently.

Goodluck counting love blessings =D
Nights' folks

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