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one of CHS's most MAJOR event is Teacher's Day

Where EvErYoNe is somehow, happy in this ( considered school-ing) day,
And the reason is simply clear.

Teachers:
* Dont have to touch any books
* Can "Partee" with other guru's
* Dont have to see "their" retarded students
* Free Food and drinks ( $$$ benifitials)
* Teachers ( even those 蛮吊ones)Can receive presents from students
* Can relax

Students:
* Dont have to Ponteng ( no lessons, Ponteng 兰 arr)
* Dont have to study ( no lessons, study 屁 arr)
* Can Enjoy free performance ( No tickets, i repeat NO TICKETS needed!!)

For LKT,
LKT are selling cookies and candies in conjunction to this 2008 Teacher's Day
with the theme " 尊师重校"
Although as an aim :
To let the students buy our cookies and candies, for the teacher.
Many of the students bought the cookies and candies and finish it themselves...
But, That's ok,
as long as we still get the profit from each package, and for the "charity"

Teacher's Day 08 was fun, as USUAL lo ( nothing special happened, really...)
Every year's teacher's Day also fun 的啦！ I think so..
But i think, that can be the only day, every Guru Disiplin SMILES
( especially tat 阿Cheam, 阿Kheng姐 "which only smiles infront of Pegawai Kerajaan", and also 输三 "susan" lo)

Besides, tats also the only (week) and day,
every students that hate guru disiplin give their wishing to them.
e.g.
To 肥Cheam

" Happy teacher's Day"

from,
昨天被你剪头发的那位


so, 多多少少, the guru disiplin also will "happy" bit bit la.
Try imagine, during Teacher's Day,
the only Day 阿CHeam,阿Kheng姐， Ah恋, Pn.Teh，输三，Joy屎 lai,
展现 笑口 to the students.
" Nowonder so many students 发恶梦 during the night of Teacher's Day "


One more "special" thing on teacher's Day is
You can see Elephants Dancing after listening to 30mins of boring Opening Speech
( frm Rizal representing Kerisman, PIBG Ketua, and our Beloved Lee Kim Sai)
After those speeches, then LM's President, Mr Wei Jie gave a short speech.
Then, Ken Wei representing LKT as President, gave Kim Sai Flowers.
Then a 不知何神圣 的小姐, with her " My Heart Will go on".
超难听， 根本 侮辱 Celine Dion nia, while LKT members gave our Presents
( representing CHS students) to the teachers.
Yup, those pendrives, so called "sponsored" by microsoft, presented by LKT.
Arhh, so confusing @@!!

Nows the interesting part..
A group of dancers ( partially 美女)， performed their dance to the audience.
Its like Indian-style dance but very modern, very entertaining.
Maybe during that period, you can see they are "building" those Male Teachers and PIBG's
So that they can reach so "high" when they were called out to dance later.
But honestly la, Bunch of elephants on the dance floor nia.
Especially Mr. Black chinese ( 麦克) la, dance like a tomato,
then you can see ah 恋 back to the 70's.
Ng Kok Yew on pills,
and some teachers still "pass'' la, 还好lo。。

Teachers " Rawks"
Especially Mr. Michael they all, when they Rock the dance floor....
Try imagine " ten tomatoes bouncing on the Tapak"
Fantastic!!

the word F.U.C.K was used so common, every day, every hour, every minute by EVeRYoNE.
It simply Means “吊” in chinese, and “bermesra” in Kata Tradisi Melayu.
For English, I dont have to explain again, i guess ^^
F.U.C.K means " Fark La!" what else more? How your Mother and your Father got u?
" Fark la"
Its a 名词，形容词，动词，数量词。。。or a 感叹词
（ instead of Amboi, Cis, OMG!, Ya Allah! 死佛！完了！） they use F.U.C.K

Its simple, here's some example:
1. " Eh, Fuck ( 喂，hello there,)! Now what time edi arr??"
2. " Look At him!!! He's so fucking ugly, la..praise Lord..
3. " Yala, Kheng姐 fucked him nicely yesterday, eat sweet somemore la.. Wait die!
4. "You better shut up! Or I will piss your 2 fucking balls off!"
5. " Oh Fuck ( Shyt!! Cis!! Aduhh!!)!!!! 阿恋 ask for my pass just now!!!!"

Due to this issue, research has been done by surveying victims of fuckers,
( people who fuck others, and people fucked by others)
We found out that 98% truth lies here,
F.U.C.K is not only a so called Foul Word :"( Dirty, smelly, retarded, Bad, Rude) Word"
F.U.C.K actually stands for
Friends U Can Keep

So,
If you love someone, and want to keep him/her always,
tell them you F.U.C.K them!!
So promise them, you will F.U.C.K them forever,
And hopefully they will also F.U.C.K you forever!! ^^

" the readers are F.U.C.K's"

Today As Usual lo, ( I bloody like to use as usual, what u expect ? Nothing special happen ma)
Morning, very early morning that time, bout 7.00 am, reach school, straight headed towards
LKT room.. Okay, This Time more or Less "full house" 啰.. Not like that day, Only the 2 Lim's doing the preparations..
Then Later, Mr.李 arrived school finaly, he came in awile, then 没做啥， 又转头走人啦...
Finding 大嫂 gua.... I think so....
Then Later, don't know is Ngam Key or 不 Ngam key, he just left awile, 大嫂 came with her LPS Buddy..
As usual, 崔呀崔。。。 Call those Juniors Keep it up, the packaging...
But, here comes another PROBLEM... simply, NO RIBBONS!!!!!!
OMG.. Wat to do then? 休息咯。。。

7.20， Mr.Lean's 地狱钟响了， Ham Pa LA 走人噜。。
Assembly lo, talk crap AGAIn, nothing big nor special...
THen there's an announcement regarding 火警练习吧。 Chandra said and told us to be ALERT.
Of the so called "funny bell ring?" then you should know to START MOVING before the flame roast you up. But, I thought CHristians always say " God Knows What's Best for Us"..
SO if there's a fire, means we shouldn't run from this Fate or "Gift from God".
As a CATHOLIC High Student, We should just let the Flame Bring us to The Land Of Eternity ( 天堂)。。 Or the Muslims call it 辣妈赌啦 （ Rammatullah）


Okay, Assembly Game Over. Back to Class, FINALLY!!! Oh NO, Not SO FasT?
Ah Kheng姐 with some bulldogs, 围绕了我们。。 " Comm'on Boy's and Gal's Its Toddy Time!!"
完了完了。。 Not Haircheck nia... BONUS Hair Cut, All also kena check like CSI suspect,
Luckily My ISA ( Independent Student Act) succeed, I got Away!!! xD
可怜, Some of the LeNgCaI ( Lenglui kena ornot, not interested = =).. Kena Tiam Tiam frm
Ah Keng, then all gather at the Block C Makmal lama there.. Waiting to kena 吊。
Eik! This Time 不一样了！！Ah Keng + En. 同性Lean， Hand 抽筋， 无法亲自下手。。
Dunno is Lucky or unlucky, 头发被吊的 Lengcai Lenglui 们，今天有一位 带着一篮剪刀 的 Auntie, 上门来， 帮他们 "修理修理"
不错啦， 没什么差别。。 她的功夫跟 咱们学校的Yusof( 割草的) 没什么两样。。

Pitty Me, man... I heard some LengCai, took out Jay CHou's 大头照, and showed the Auntie,
so that she can 实现 their dream..
But, I Scared, later Ah Keng姐 不爽， Take out the 达赖喇嘛 ( Dalailamma) photo out,
then
I really dont know what will happen to those 32 boys, that havn't kena Pawned..

CUT CUT CUT,
Sudah Panjang Mesti Potong!!!

CHS 校规 “万岁万岁”， “ One One 碎”

I saw My friend, Transcendance1991's blog, and saw 1 of his recent post.

I straightly agree with it, that " mother nature is indeed arhem..ahem.."

This is because I found something so interesting on the web.

Its about mother nature don't only have beautiful Breast. But also

Vagina ( or called CiBai)

Its from a photographer called Sebastian

Few days ago, Sebastian shared some of his photos taken while he was in Thailand.While browsing thru his gallery, I found something very interesting... check the pictures below then you will know~

I was wondering why is Sebastian so small in this picture??!! Looks like the focus is not on him. Check the next picture.

Oh! He wants us to focus on that hole~

Zooming in progress... 50%

Larger scale~ 80%... Opppsss.. it looks to me like something else... especially the whitish sea water.. interesting~

Much more clearer now~ Can anybody tell me what u guys see?

What do u think u are doing, photographer?? Need it to be so closed???

Arrrhhhhhhhh~ what a BIG GUSH..... (Ombak besar!!!)

Mother Nature, is indeed a TRUE Term..
Yet, very appropriate~

Mother Nature's MOTHERHOOD

The AUMNO rocket launched last thrusday.

WIth an unknown Momentum/ velocity.
Haha, that piece of crap,
We just did it the morning 7.00am of the rocket launching competition.
The material cost of 2 rootbeer bottles, masking tape, pens, A4papers, ruler and cardboard

I was planning of making a Spiral Rocket.
But Mr. Lee came out with his AeroDynamics Principle, and atlast decided to make a
Plane-like Rocket.
The construction part is Okay, not very complicated.
And the rocket was only Labelled at the end of the Structuring,
We called it " AUMNO" haha

The 1st competition, is on DIstance.
We pumped our rocket with water and blasted.
Maybe our Aero-Dynamic principle is too Pro,
The rocket went for a U-Turn and cut down 2 slices of tree branches ( 1.5cm in diameter)
Disqualified gua, never mind, just for fun. ^^

The 2nd try, our AUMNo rocket blasted and landed, crashed on the Tapak Perhimpunan.
This time considered more successful. But not very Satisfying. Just for fun ^^.

Last try, the competition is on Parashooting.
See which rocket take the longest time to reach the floor shall emerge champion.
Other teams, most of them prepared seperate rocket for this 1.
But we somehow, just modified it with TJ's help.
We manage to complete the remodeled rocket in time
and go for breakfast at 11.38am = =
We came back, waited awile, now our turn.
this time I am the one setting it.
Ready, poof!! It went up higher, higher than block C,
the parashoot was successful, but OMG...NO..NO... it went left,
the wind breeze through, OMG... It got stuck at the Roof top of Block C ( at the roof of the computer lab)
So Practically, we won... haha ..
Because it would take hours or even days ( if there's no rain) for our AUMNO rocket to get down.
However, when It launched, A part of its Fin was left on the ground.

I wanted to show the rocket, sorry guys.
Its probably still stuck on the roof of Blok C.
However, here's a souvenir, of the memorable AUMNO rocket.

Actually la, that day, we didn't expect to win the competition, or lose the rocket..
We just wanted to have fun and PONTENG!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahah~